I think most of these men who complain that women are difficult to deal with are wrong. They have not studied women well enough to know that they are the easiest of creatures created by the Creator.
There are codes and philosophies that guide relationship with women. I am sure you know the Monkey Philosophy: if you wan to catch a monkey, get the banana. Same with women. Every woman has a password. Every woman has a price. Search for the password. Pay the price. And bingo, you will unlock her.
Let me tell you two stories on unlocking women, as your wife and as a market woman. I have written these before. This is an update. First, the market woman.
You enter a shop to buy an item and you have barely enough for the transaction, you will need to buy the woman first before you buy the item. How? Start with an icebreaker, the password, if you like, the banana.
“Good morning o, fine madam
“Welcome sir.
“How family? Oga nko?
“Fine o.
“I like this your shop. Your Oga dey try o. See, you looking like sweet-sixteen. You don chop Oga money finish…” She would be smiling …
“Which Oga? Abi na me keep my mind at rest..”
“Ah… you women are never grateful. See your pikin too!” Carry the child, throw him up and shout
“Madam! Na wetin this pikin dey chop? I could barely carry him. So heavy. Jesus! These are the kind of children I like. Well fed. Handsome.”
Even if the boy is ugly, say he is handsome. The woman will be smiling. She has fallen for you already. If you want to catch a woman, go tru her child. She would smile and regal you with stories on the child.
Now pick what you want to buy.
“Madam, how much is this?
“Just N2,500.
“Haba madam. Buhari must not hear this o”
She will laugh.
Ok. . Because it’s you. Pay N2000.
Madam, na N1500 I have o.
“Well, pay. As a new customer now. I even like you sef. ..
You have cut so much from the selling price. That is a woman in the market. If you want to win her, go tru her children. If this does not work, then she be original Ijesha (Osomalo) or Ijebu grade one!
